“Just look at her over there—thinking she’s better than the rest of us.”
“Come on, Sally. How do you know what she’s thinking?”
“Oh really, Jim? You’re gonna take her side? Typical…”
“—Don’t think I haven’t noticed you talking about her newfound flamboyance.”
“No! I… Well it’s hard not to notice how fantastically she sticks out.”
“‘Fantasically’! I remember you used to talk about how fantastically I stuck out…”
“Oh, come on babe…”
“Don’t ‘come on babe’ me! Admit it! My shingles don’t do it for you anymore, do they!?”
“Well they are a bit tattered…”
With all the stress and emotions of the US election today, I decided to go with a lighthearted joke of a story this week. I hope you enjoyed it!
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PHOTO PROMPT © Sandra Crook
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