If you have ever complained about your flat being too spacious, or the view not being hindered by
haphazardly stacked, residential cubes, then come on down to Skyward Metropolis Apartments: the PREMIER name in overly crowded living arrangements.
We’ve got everything a city-dweller like yerself could want: four walls, A BED, running water, suffocating pollution, a sense of disconnect with nature, crippling anxiety, and a TV!
We’ve even got a plant!!